September 16 2014, 6pm
she was dressed modestly to begin with though wtf
But obviously girl knees are so much more psychologically problematic to a developing adolescent than watching adults wield and flex the ability to humiliate powerless children with the excuse that the knees of children are inherently sexually stimulating
once at one of my highschool bowling tournaments, a bunch of the coaches (which are all old white guys obvi) were saying the girls pants were to tight. our uniform were polos and black dress slacks. so obvi nothing changed bc it was a stupid argument.
September 8 2014, 5pm
thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes
WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?
*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.
no way?? Weren’t there commercials?!
every commercial says tears as in crying tears, just google it. i think they mean no crying when you brush bc you have no more knots but i do remember a commercial about how its safe to accidentally get suds in your eyes